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Buy all 5 Jizzle Bottles

Natural Meal Enhancement

Alarm your friends with your own homemade “cock-tail’ “secret sauce” creations served up in these fun, faux product bottles. After all, who doesn’t love a mouthful of Jizzle?

You are buying an EMPTY gag gift bottle

You are buying EMPTY gag gift bottles

The bottle's label has a QR code that links to our suggested recipe below, but you can put your own “secret sauce” in these and serve it up! Jizzle your sauce on any food item to make it look fancy! Makes a great gag gift.
The bottle's label has a QR code that links to our suggested recipes below, but you can put your own “secret sauce” in these and serve it up! Jizzle your sauce on any food item to make it look fancy! Makes a great gag gift.
$ 40.00 USD
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Jizzle Recipes

Jalapeñis Cilantro Jizzle Recipe

Whorchata Jizzle
Whorechata Recipe
Ballsamic Deep Jizzle
Ballsamic Deep Recipe
Sexual Chocolate Jizzle
Sexual Chocolate
Sriracha Squirt Jizzle
Sriracha Squirt Recipe
Jalapeñis Jizzle
Jalepeñis Cilantro Recipe

Ingredients:

  • 4 jalapeños, halved and seeds removed
  • 2 cups loosely packed cilantro, stems removed
  • 1 ½ cup sour cream
  • 2 cloves garlic
  • Juice of 1 lime
  • Pinch of salt
  • 1/2 cup olive oil
  • 1 tablespoon apple cider vinegar

Directions:

  • Blend well in food processor
  • Transfer to Jizzle bottle with funnel
How To Jizzle:
1
Fill bottle with anything
Make your own or buy pre-made sauce
2
Drizzle a little Jizzle
Top food items with Jizzle for a pro finish.
3
Amuse your friends
Proudly display the bottle with your own Jizzle creation.

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Returns?

Because these are intended as food containers, there are no returns. I'm sure you can appreciate that. Imagine buying a bottle someone else returned. Ya, let's just go with "no returns." Maybe rinse before using lol?

Care?

The bottles are dishwasher safe but it will tweak the label. You can peel back the label and flatten out the tweaks as you re-stick it, but prolly better and faster to just suck it up and wash the damn bottle. Caps can go in the dishwasher.

Collect all of our faux bottles. Makes a great gag gift.

Buy all 5 Jizzle Bottles
$45.00
Jalapeñis Cilantro Jizzle
$10.00
Sriracha Squirt Jizzle
$10.00
Ballsamic Deep Jizzle
$10.00
Whorechata Jizzle
$10.00
Sexual Chocolate Jizzle
$10.00
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