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Sriracha Squirt Jizzle

Natural Meal Enhancement

Alarm your friends with your own homemade “cock-tail’ “secret sauce” creations served up in these fun, faux product bottles. After all, who doesn’t love a mouthful of creamy homemade spicy mayo Sriracha Squirt Jizzle.

You are buying an EMPTY gag gift bottle

You are buying EMPTY gag gift bottles

The bottle's label has a QR code that links to our suggested recipe below, but you can put your own “secret sauce” in these and serve it up! Jizzle your sauce on any food item to make it look fancy! Makes a great gag gift.

The bottle's label has a QR code that links to our suggested recipes below, but you can put your own “secret sauce” in these and serve it up! Jizzle your sauce on any food item to make it look fancy! Makes a great gag gift.

$ 10.00 USD

Jizzle Recipes

Sriracha Squirt Jizzle Recipe

Whorchata Jizzle

Whorechata Recipe

Ballsamic Deep Jizzle

Ballsamic Deep Recipe

Sexual Chocolate Jizzle

Sexual Chocolate

Sriracha Squirt Jizzle

Sriracha Squirt Recipe

Jalapeñis Jizzle

Jalepeñis Cilantro Recipe

Ingredients:

¼ cup of chopped of green onion (green part)
½ teaspoon ground ginger
4 tablespoons mayo (¼ cup)
4 tablespoons sour cream (¼ cup)
4 teaspoons honey
1 tablespoons soy sauce
3 teaspoons sriracha

Directions:

Blend well in food processor
Transfer to Jizzle bottle with funnel

Food Pairing Notes:

This mildly spicy, distinctively Thai Jizzle is amazing on hamburgers. We also love it with meatballs over a bed of rice and a side of green beans or other veggies. Try it on salmon or sushi for a truly divine experience.

How To Jizzle:

1

Fill bottle with anything

Make your own or buy pre-made sauce

2

Drizzle a little Jizzle

Top food items with Jizzle for a pro finish.

3

Amuse your friends

Proudly display the bottle with your own Jizzle creation.

There’s Something About Your Jizzle Bottle

Returns?

Because these are intended as food containers, there are no returns. I'm sure you can appreciate that. Imagine buying a bottle someone else returned. Ya, let's just go with "no returns." Maybe rinse before using lol?

Care?

The bottles are dishwasher safe but it will tweak the label. You can peel back the label and flatten out the tweaks as you re-stick it, but prolly better and faster to just suck it up and wash the damn bottle. Caps can go in the dishwasher.

Collect all of our faux bottles. Makes a great gag gift.

Buy all 5 Jizzle Bottles

$45.00

Jalapeñis Cilantro Jizzle

$10.00

Sriracha Squirt Jizzle

$10.00

Ballsamic Deep Jizzle

$10.00

Whorechata Jizzle

$10.00

Sexual Chocolate Jizzle

$10.00