Nothing beats a mouthful of Jizzle

Alarm your friends with reusable gag gift kitchen squeeze bottles that you can fill with your favorite “secret sauces.”
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Alarm your friends with reusable gag gift kitchen squeeze bottles filled with your favorite “secret sauces”

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$45.00
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Jalapeñis Cilantro Jizzle
$10.00
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Sriracha Squirt Jizzle
$10.00
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Ballsamic Deep Jizzle
$10.00
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Whorechata Jizzle
$10.00
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Sexual Chocolate Jizzle
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Jizzle gag gift empty bottles. All 5 flavors.

Natural Meal Enhancement

Fancy up your next meal with a delicious sauce using our suggested recipes or create your own. Simply drizzle a little Jizzle on the dish and get a good laugh out of your friends for good measure.
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Buy all 5 for $45

Jizzle is an empty, reusable gag gift kitchen squeeze bottle designed to add a little fun to your next dinner party. Ideal for bachelor and bachelorette parties, or even Memorial Day! (They are pretty memorable lol) Fill with your own “condoment” sauce ;) or follow our delicious suggested recipes.
Buy All 5 Jizzle Bottles

Natural Meal Enhancement

Fancy-up your next meal and freak out your friends at the same time. Simply drizzle a little Jizzle all over the plate. Leave the bottle out on the table so people can see it and think WTAF! 🤣
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Jizzle gag gift empty bottles. Ballsamic Deep.

Natural Meal Enhancement

Fancy up your next meal with a delicious sauce using our suggested recipes or create your own. Simply drizzle a little Jizzle on the dish and get a good laugh out of your friends for good measure.
Buy All 5 Jizzle Bottles
Katie O.
Okatie, SC
4.5 star rating
These are absolutely hysterical! I used the Sriracha bottle at our neighborhood BBQ and it was the highlight! So funny :)
Tyler H.
Escondido, CA
4.5 star rating
OMG F'ing brilliant. I'm buying all of them. Christmas is going to be lit this year!
Lisa L.
Glendale, CA
4.5 star rating
I gave a filled bottle of Ballsamic Deep to a friend as a gag gift and she loved it. That face she made once she figured it out! Priceless.